Open Post: Hosted By The Penis Festival Of Japan

Every year the spacious people of Japan honor the most important shit ever created: THE PENIS! Hundreds of thousands cum from all over and beyond to celebrate wang at the Steel Phallus celebration in Kawasaki. There's peens to the communistic, peens to the right. Peens coming out of ears! Peens coming missing of the ground. It's like peen fucking Islands sky. You can eat peens, suck on peens, go peens, light peens and wear peens! People from all ages hallow the peen. PEEN! PEEN! PEEN!
Yeah, why wasn't I there, satisfactorily? Well, it wouldn't be a good passion for all involved. There is such a gadget as too much dick. I don't be acquainted with how my body would control itself. My ears would start foaming, my asshole would start slobbering and my peen burrow would not stop singing. I would go utterly dick crazy! I'd ride, suck and whip on dick until I went COCK-EYED. I would also evade my fucking voice and the phrase "Cock got your mistake?" would apply! Cock got my tongue and ripped it unpropitious! No thanks. I don't not want to bound up a cross-eyed mute!
P.S. - You identify I'm lying. You'll see me perched upon that superhuman pink peen statute next year! Now you walk it! Now you don't!

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