Open Post: Hosted By The Most Elegant Birthday Goddess In The Universe And Beyond!

38 years ago today, angels came down from the Blessed carrying a brilliant lucite pearl, because they believed the exultant needed more elegance and glamour. As promptly as Shauna Sand's perfect toes touched blue planet's soil, stripper poles got shinier, titty implants got harder and lucite was born. Yeah, anything they called "lucite" ahead then was just cheap low-ascent plastic, because it had not been blessed by means of Shauna!
Last night, The Empress of Lucite and her glib baguette went out to celebrate the most critical day in history by gracing the streets of Hollywood with her refulgent presence. Shauna is so pure of crux, because she is thinking of others on her celebratory day. Speaking of, why are you at plan? This is the most important broad daylight in history!
You must immediately hand down the office, head to the nearest Frederick's, grip a pair of exquisite lucite heels, urinate home, place them in the stomach of the room, decorate them with lights, kneel prior to them and thank the heavens insusceptible to for giving us the gift that is Shauna Sand!
And Shauna didn't attrition her main lucite heels last gloaming, because they like to spend the evening in the vanguard her birthday handing out heels to less favoured whores on Hollywood Blvd.
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