Open Post: Hosted By Megan Fox's Vadge-Approved Abs

When I from the start saw these pictures of prolific philosopher Megan Fox in Hawaii looking the bodybuilding toddler with stress balls in his trunk, I wondered why in the censure would she ever get David silver-tongued's government name tattooed near pussy bone. But then I came across this double (see what I did there?):

I'm dizzy in the command from the hot dog salad and 4 vodka strawberry sodas I a moment ago swallowed, but I'd throw myself on pinnacle of a table and take a tattoo needle due to the fact that Brian Austin Green. Hell, I'd straightforward slip on an Admiral Ackbar and a blonde wig and dissatisfy him call me Donna Martin. And if that's not a peen language, just lie to me and lecture me it is. It's a vacation!
original is here