Open Post: Hosted By Matt Bellamy's Ingenious Disguise

The green master of disguise, Matt Bellamy, fooled everybody and drew zero notoriety to himself this morning after he pliable bagged it to take a constitutional with Kate Hudson. Bitch looks a low-budget Jason Voorhees. When you evaluate to buy a sex mask with sustenance stamps, this is what the copulation store clerk hands you. Some muscle not agree with me, but Matt's not the complete who should have a plastic suitcase over his head. Almost every moving picture Kate Hudson has made should be supple bagged.
But seriously, at first I figured that Matt was impartial trying to hide a massive herp swelling on his mouth, but then I glanced down to the amphibian socks from the ninth disc of hell wrapped around Kate's hooves. It all makes pick up now. Any bitch would rather jeopardy death by Tesco bag suffocation than be seen with a troll wearing that shit on her feet.
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