Open Post: Hosted By The Lifelike Prince William & Duchess Kate Dolls

British plaything store Hamleys reached into the depths of conspire America hell and pulled out these petrifying dolls of Prince William and Duchess Kate. They nailed it! The Prince William doll looks a nutcracker that can crack a walnut without uniform opening its mouth gate of monstrous ass teefs. Just put a nut up to that doll and it desire crack itself.
The Kate Middleton doll is an front of terror and I feel I should flip up her conduct to pull out a PEZ flap of nightmares. I'd rather spoon with Leech helpmate from Puppetmaster than that dream-profit Duchess Kate doll. That Kate Middleton doll would well-deserved stare at you with those raccoon eyes all darkness and waitwaitwaitwaitwait until you finally yowl out, "Okay, I'll fucking affiliate you! You win!"
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