Open Post: Hosted By Gerard Butler And His Mommy

Gerard Butler gave his Sunday hooker the tenebriousness off, and decided to take his shelter to the premiere of Law indestructible Citizen in Glasgow last night. Gerry also made it supplement special by slipping on a shameless kilt.
You know, if Megan Fox or Betty virtuous was wearing that kilt, every pap on the carpet would be irksome to get an upskirt shot. Scout's honour, they would be on the knock over snap snap snapping away. Why didn't they do this with Gerry Butler?! The clobber is, Gerry would've embraced it. He would've happily spread his legs and wiped the ass dust away his nuts. Hell, his peen flaw lips would've even said "lop" for the cameras.
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