Open Post: Hosted By Carmen Carrera's Gold Medal-Winning Tuck Game

With a elfin help from fellow Drag Race beauties Raja and Manila Luzon, Carmen Carrera distinguished her birthday by nearly performing in her birthday costume (or as Carmen calls it, her "every age suit") at Escuelita in NYC on Saturday unendingly. The better version of Daisy Fuentes prowled the the footlights and moved her mouth lips to the music as her down murmurous kibbles and bits lost all oxygen, turned unhappy and fell off out of the in return. Being the consummate professional showgirl that she is, Carmen cunning kicked it off stage and made a rational note to tuck a tiny oxygen tank up in there next dilly-dally so her peen doesn't pass gone away from. No, seriously, I don't require a queen to divulge all her tuck round secrets, but does bitch have a accessories door taint?! Even Barbie's crotch isn't as dulcet as Carmen's and she doesn't be enduring dick (I think)!
I'm not equivalent going to try to solve the indefiniteness of Carmen's trompe l'oeil chocha, because I don't compensate know where to begin. Instead, I'm thriving to use my energy to put in writing to the International Olympic Committee and desirable that they add tucking to their of events!
P.S. - I hypothesize Kate Middleton will have to discover a new reception outfit now.
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