Open Post: Hosted By Broke Down Hogan

A statewide caveat should have been issued to the entire form of Florida when Brooke Hogan spread her sausage thighs and unleashed her crotch of distaste at Calle Ocho in Miami. Luckily, everyone survived. evidently, except for that pole. Rest in peace, completely different.... It's sad that it's last memories are of Brooke rubbing her 'gina jerky lips all from it.
While Brooke jiggled her pole on the high, Hulk Hogan jizzed in his pants in the audience. I'm steady he's seen this act a trillion times. Every Christmas, Brooke quite entertains her family with this charming number. aptly before they open their presents, Brooke opens her creamed beef buffet. I can't!
In the third thumbnail farther down than, the dude sitting down says it all.
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