The Only Two Things I Want For My Birthday

Most of you are doubtlessly super-stressed out right now, and as a replacement for very good reason: You still haven’t purchased my birthday offer, even the big day is not quite upon us (21 days away, to be consummate). Well, there is good news: There are unquestionably only two things that I would yet consider wanting for my birthday. And those two things are:
1. This signed photo of William Hung, elbow for purchase for only $9.99:

Anddd….
2. This OTHER signed photo of William Hung, at one's fingertips for purchase for only $9.99:

I would requisite other things for my birthday, but unfortunately he exclusively has two different poses for foothold. ps I prefer “Photograph B”, in the course of those of you looking to touch…
YOU CAN PURCHASE THEM HERE! enjoy them sent to your home hail and then I’ll e-send you my fax number.

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