OMFG: Shamwow Guy Shampows A Prostitute In The Face

be aware of this guy? Look closer. No… it’s not Benicio Del Toro… nope, not Thomas Haden Church either (skilled guess though.) Picture the guy above in a neon polo, talking into a headset while wiping things up with a high-flown rag… YES. THIS IS A MUGSHOT OF THE SHAMWOW rib.
Vince Shlomi — THE SHAMWOW GUY — was arrested after month in Miami. See what had happened was he had paid a prostie $1,000 attire-bucks for sex. They started making out — clearly, they had never seen Pretty Woman — and that’s when the hooker in enquiry bit his tongue and wouldn’t let get by without. Vince had no other choice but to whack a prostitute in the face. Repeatedly. Both were arrested.
What stripe of a world are we living in where an infomercial folk tale wearing pajamas and a Kohl’s bomber jacket has to get one's just deserts for sex? You know who probably never pays throughout sex? Billy Mays, that’s who. That cat is all class.
On a separate note, we prodigy if Mr. Shlomi used a Shamwow to wipe away any blood/fingerprints/trollop stains. Yet another great use for a marvellous product!
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