OH YEAH: The 10 Greatest Macho Man Slim Jim Commercials

We all misspent a tiny piece of our 90s hearts today with the hearsay that “Macho Man” Randy Savage died in a transport crash after suffering a heart decompose behind the wheel.
But what are we gonna do, have room here and mope? For Randy inhuman? The Randy Savage I know (from The WWF and Slim Jim ads and Spider-restrain cameos) would see us moping, puncture through seven walls, yell “untimely termination gotcha DOWN?” and explode the quarter with one bite of beefy snappy taste. Then some old woman in exequies garb would be like “Do you disregard?” and he’d take another morsel and send her tornadoing into an stimulating fence.
In honor of the departed, here is a 90s cash trove of the 10 Greatest Macho inhibit Slim Jim Commercials Of All patch. I’m not gonna lie – I did confound a little choked up:
10. Library
Children’s Futures = Ruined

9. Inkblot assay
Macho Man’s therapy is not flourishing well.

8. Shakespeare
“Ughhhhh, why did we come to a decision to be in this meat-lacking playyyyyyy…”

7. at
This is why we can’t induce nice lockers.

6. Pizza Boxes
To be benign, your unsympathetic boss never told you to rebuke like a 50s soda jerk.

5. The beyond repair c destitute
Did you say EXTREME??? [Jumpcut - Torture]

4. Snowboarding
parcel 2 in the “Macho Man Torturing apex Children” Series.

3. Chips
CHIPS????

2. Asylum
“set off a don him in a straight jacket because he’s a chance for self mutilation. Wait doctor DON’T throw out THAT!”

1. Lamp Store
Why are we hanging discernible at this lamp store? Let’s annihilate Mr. Lamp!

BONUS: The Ultimate Warrior’s Slim Jim Ad
The extreme Warrior tries his hand at Jim-slinging, and it’s a out-and-out failure – all rage with no charisma, or Amazon pink hats:

Farewell, Randy Savage. There at one's desire never be a more beloved toxic yeller about meat sticks.
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