Oh, Dave....

This is some sustenance that should keep the "Dave Chappelle is a crazed cokehead" bus rolling into a few more miles. A secluded jet going from New Jersey to Ohio was self-conscious to make an emergency landing in Pittsburgh after Dave Chappelle freaked the direct out by walking into the cockpit a hardly times and asking "Are we fucking there all?!" Okay, those weren't Dave's words, but just go with it.
Sources disclose that Dave refused to stay seated and kept bothering the navigate. At one point, Dave grabbed at the helmsman's arm. The crew labeled Dave as a cover risk and immediately landed at the nearest airport in Pittsburgh. The sources added that Dave wanted to charter out a car to drive to Ohio, but he couldn't about where he lives.
Dave's rep says that he was losing his shit (truly), because he ate something that was making his gut want to blow and the bathroom on the regular wasn't the kind he needed.
HA. What in the GD underworld kind of excuse is that?! It would've made more intuition if the rep explained this quandary by simply saying, "He's Rick James, streetwalker." I mean, special kind of bathroom? I do on that when all else fails on it on diarrhea, but even this exoneration is too thick for me (that visual was not needed, I certain).
That must have been a important fly-killing shit if Dave required a distinctive bathroom. Maybe he needed a bathroom with a high-handed enough ventilation system to eat up the weed smoke he blows d‚mod‚ of his mouth when he's growing caca. This is understandable. That said, confidently the toilet Dave finally exhaled into lived to explain the tale.
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