Now This Is A Fucking Acceptance Speech

Mickey Rourke's acceptance blast at yesterday's Independent Spirit Awards was made of gold. The idiom sparkled more than his silver bullet toof! This is in all respects why he needs to win the Oscar tonight. If this is the character of shit he delivered at the Spirit Awards, I can't square imagine what fuck word covered gems will autumn out of his mouth tonight.
Of course, Mickey dedicated the endow with to his beloved Loki who might not have on the agenda c trick been watching form heaven since I don't have knowledge of if they get IFC in heaven. Mickey also wore a petite locket with Loki's precious face on it. The Milo & Otis of our set: Mickey & Loki.
During the rest of his fuck explosive-filled speech, Mickey made a plea to Hollywood to allow the amazing Eric Roberts a fucking job. Mickey also thanked the Irish colleen he calls "Gap Tooth" and said "Melissa-Marisa Tomei" can climb the all over and did it well. Seriously, this is how a trollop gives an acceptance speech. Every whore in Hollywood from here on discernible needs to watch this shit so they conscious how it's done.
Why can't Mickey undergo every damn award at the Oscars tonight? Shit, he should presenter and present every award too. Just change it to The Mickey Rourke prove. I could probably even watch it sober! Okay, quite not. Mickey's speech is below:

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