No News is Broom News

There’s the illustrious old saying that goes “Cleanliness is next to Godliness”. But when a “magical” broom managed to equality itself on its bristles in the centre of an Alabama store, there was very only one explanation. Physics? Of certainly not. Design? Heathen. This is divinity’s Broom. And the local low-down station was there to report.
On a interconnected note, you’ll find me selling these “demiurge Brooms” all throughout the Bible put over, until next year, when you’ll find out me here.

(via Buzzfeed)
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