NO F*CKING WAY: Tiger Woods At Fault For Crash

Are you sitting down with your socks welded to your feet so they don’t sock KNOCKED THE EFF OFF??? If not, then TOO worthless.
Check out this ESPN.com headline around the Tiger Woods crash:

So Tiger Woods was top for Tiger Woods crashing his heap into a tree?
This news comes as a titanic sigh of relief to both the tree and its descent.
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