NO F*CKING WAY: Tiger Woods At Fault For Crash

Are you sitting down with your socks welded to your feet so they don’t up f study KNOCKED THE EFF OFF??? If not, then TOO upset.
Check out this ESPN.com headline there the Tiger Woods crash:

So Tiger Woods was chargeable for Tiger Woods crashing his motor vehicle into a tree?
This news comes as a jumbo sigh of relief to both the tree and its blood.
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