Miley Cyrus Is A Raging Stoner

Somewhere up in a smoke office in heaven, Bob Marley is toking with the angels to char away the memory of Miley Cyrus blowing doused her 19 birthday candles on a dry with his face on it. The circadian posted this video from Miley's birthday celebration last weekend of her telling her friends that "you skilled in you’re a stoner when friends give the impression of run off you a Bob Marley cake — you be informed you smoke way too much fuckin’ weed.” Kelly Osbourne, who's in the video and makes a salvia anecdote, immediately jumped onto her Twatter after this video came gone from to defend Marijuana Montana:
let me agree to something very clear after @MileyCyrus salvia affair we started calling her bob miley as a ! the cake was also
A one-liner! it makes me sick that @MileyCyrus so called 'friends' would handle her out and lead people 2 imagine she is someone that she is not!
u guys if @MileyCyrus is not recording/filming/touring she is works common how could she possible do all that if she was a stoner! #deliberate on
If I was Miley Cyrus and had a dad who each time gets caught fucking a box of Corn Pops in the dynasty kitchen and a brother who forever kicks me in the knees when I trudge up behind him, I'd bring into the world a vaporizer permanently attached to my breathing holes. But Miley needs to subsistence her weed smoking ways to herself rather than she really ruins it for Dick. When Miley got caught smoking "salvia," over-nice bitches called for a ban on it. So today thanks to this video, those changeless prudish bitches will fight the legalization of the right shit. They'll tell parents in every nook that if their snowflakes smoke weed, they'll brains compel turn to molasses and their vocal cords will-power turn into a scratching post unprejudiced like Miley! But Miley's not that because she hits the bong. Miley's that because Billy Ray took that exceptionally swig of moonshine while conceiving her in the recoil from alley of a Friendly's.
Miley indeed does ruin everything.
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