Mickey Rourke Would Rather Hit This Than Courtney Love's Ass

Mickey Rourke laid down his reply to those rumors that he's rubbing surgery scars with Courtney relish. While leaving some joint in NYC last sundown, Mickey said, “I’d rather be on a lonely island with a gorilla.”
This prompted every gorilla in the rapturous to hit up their local wig shop, suborn the rattiest blonde mop in the store, learn how to aspersion through every Hole song, develop an addiction to OxyContin and start a MySpace bellman where they will randomly rant about how everybody under the sun is stealing money from their asses. They constraint to do this shit in order to dump Mickey off their trail.
Here's the gorilla fucker in the most adored velvet slippers ever with his forever bff Loki in NYC yesterday afternoon.
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