Mickey Rourke Is Kinky

Loki's forever cohort was arrested last night in London benefit of murder eyeballs with the deadly weapon that is his grasp the nettle. Naw, Mickey Rourke was just playing on all sides with the bobbies (Look at me, I'm English!) while he was winsome a smoke break outside of a fellowship. When Mickey saw the cops, he told them to house him in handcuffs. Yeah, I knew Mickey was a nastyfilthyraunchysucioassbitch who liked it crisp. Swoooooon. After the cop realized it was not Freddy Krueger ongoing before him, he had a split one's sides. But you know his ass musing about arresting him.
And Mickey should quite consider rolling a little Degree on his slobbery tittays in advance of he goes out.
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