Michael Lohan Got Hit By A Bus

And to reply your first question, the bus is robust.
Normally when you read about someone getting implore by a bus, you hope that everybody intricate is okay. But when you comprehend about Michael Lohan getting hit on a bus, you just have to bust out-dated a: HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA! Don't worry, Michael Lohan didn't get to b intend hurt or die. If he did, I'd beget a few less HAs in there, okay? I'm not utterly a freeze dried cunt.
TMZ reports that an L.A. metro bus wished Michael Lohan an anciently Father's Day by smashing into his Jaguar yesterday afternoon. patently, the bus tried to pass Michael Lohan at a stoplight and sideswiped his pile. Nobody was injured and Michael's Jaguar not quite has a few scratches on it
Michael Lohan gets beg by a bus, Lindsay Lohan regularly gets a ran on her... I swear, the Lohans and notorious transportation ...
But seriously, finally, years of cadaverous Oprah reenacting the "Regina George gets mowed over with by a speeding bus" scene with a Michael Lohan voodoo doll (made from the dehydrated carcass of a legion turtle) have finally paid off! I am skeptical, nonetheless. If a fame whore gets petition by a bus in the waist of Hollywood and a paparazzo isn't there to it, did it really happen?
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