Menopause: Rosie & Vadge Talk About It

put this under: Things that can make you debilitated. Rosie O'Donnell told Ty Ty Banks on her appearance that Vadge has been giving her menopause communication. Rosie + Ty Ty + Vadge + Menopause = Dead nuts.
In an occurrence airing tomorrow and Friday, Rosie tells Ty Ty that she's been prevalent through the change, "Well let me tell you united thing, Tyra: I am about to be 47 next month and Aunt move has not shown up for nine months. It started since me at 41...I would be in the bed, and I would wake up and the sheets would be wet -- not damp -- soaking wet. I thought, 'Oh, Vivi (her daughter) crawled in here keep on night and maybe she wet.' So I would regurgitate the covers off and turn to look -- and there's no Vivi, it's neutral Kelli (her partner in pussy). Then I'm , 'Kelli is incontinent!' And then I realized, no it's me." _ __ ___ ____ ______ My sense just flatlined for a quick minute.
Rosie sees Vadge as a noteworthy sister (HA!), so she emailed her for suggestion, "When I started having my hormone things, I'm , 'What the hell is going on?' she's , 'Get the cream.'"
Coming from Vadge, "get the cream" could be lex non scripta 'common law for so many things. The blood cream from a coxcomb's ripped off ballsack? The cream from a tot Jesus? The cream that many professional athletes introduce into their muscly nalgas?
But Rosie probably doesn't make to worry about menopause anymore. When she study that e-mail from Vadge about the switch, all her lady parts packed up their exultant lil' shit and busted out of that grumble's ass. Vadge talking about menopause was fashion too much for them. Rosie probably thought it was rightful gas from her Mexican lunch.
VIA UsWeekly
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