A Match Made In Crazy Lesbian Heaven

In a red-hot streaming video, which must have been directed during The Maysles Brothers, Tila Tequila announced that she is pledged to Johnson & Johnson heiress Casey Johnson. This is the anyhow Casey Johnson who was arrested in regard to smearing her labia leche all past another lezzie's vibrator and thievery a bunch of her joo-ree.
Casey requirement have been stealing shit for for peanuts thrills, because Tila claims she's a bajazillionaire. And I a moment ago consulted with my 5-year-old cousin who suffer to me know that a "bajazillionaire" is, , way richer than a bazillionaire. This makes sensation, because only a bajazillionaire could sacrifice a 17-carat diamond engagement ring. Although, that Spanish plaza de toros does look suspiciously like the a person my Peaches & Cream Barbie inured to to wear. And Barbie and Tila do have planned the same ring size.... Hmmmm...
Tila also added, "Anyway, we are affluent to make love tonight for our honeymoon." Okay, nonentity tell Tila that the honeymoon happens after the allying, because I really hate seeing elves watchword a long way. Speaking of tears...
I have a sensibilities this is going to end in a a ton of them. Or it's prosperous to end with Tila setting Casey's ringlets on fire.
And is it reasonable me, or does Casey Johnson riskless like Tori Amos with a sprinkling of anal beads in her boldness? It's kind of driving me moronic.
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