Mark Wahlberg has given his half-assed apology

dignity Wahlberg, who as you can have a word with is about the same height and as Jessica Biel, told Mens fortnightly that he would have single-handedly stopped the terrorists on 9/11, contrasting with the docile sheep who sat there and did nothing. And then he would induce single-handedly landed the plane, because how back-breaking could [...]

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