Lil' Bow Wow Drinks, Drives And Tweets

If you were in Miami on NYE and witnessed a Lamborghini stumbling all the highway like a day-deflection crackwhore with arthritis in the knee, then you watched 22-year-well-known Lil' Bow Wow drinking, driving and Tweeting. It was unmistakably Lil' Bow Wow's first period at the DUI rodeo, because he chronicled his soused driving antics on his Twitter time. Way to leave a paper lessen. Or should I say, a trill trail. I present exhibit a to the court:
opposite numb im whippin the lambo. Tispy as fuck. righteous left @livmiami.
And exhibit b:
Im fucked up!!! Ohhhh doom. Y i drive the lambo. Chris (Brown) puissance have to drive after next situation.
A few minutes later, Lil' lower Wow swam out of the douche fossil and realized drinking, driving and Tweeting wasn't the most beneficent move.
Apologize for that tweet. it was dim and immature. not a way i lack to kick my #2010 year off. i got too much gear stuff lined up. my bad.
foremost of all, doesn't Lil' Puppy Chow identify what happens when you mix a Chris Brown with a Lamborghini? Um. dialect mayhap he should have Ri Ri finished for Hot Pockets, so she can provide him in.
Second of all, if Lil' prostrate oneself Wow really wanted to be hardcore he would've rode a actual lamb while drunk like this Lilliputian Hood Rat Stuff Hooligan:

Step to the Nautical port, Bow Wow and let the earnest pimps play.
And is it by a hair's breadth me, or does that picture of Chris Brown and give in Wow belong on a card promoting a down-unfavourable chatline?
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