Lil' Bow Wow Drinks, Drives And Tweets

If you were in Miami on NYE and witnessed a Lamborghini stumbling throughout the highway like a day-market crackwhore with arthritis in the knee, then you watched 22-year-Noachian Lil' Bow Wow drinking, driving and Tweeting. It was unmistakeably Lil' Bow Wow's first time at the DUI rodeo, because he chronicled his tippler driving antics on his Twitter attendant. Way to leave a paper trawl. Or should I say, a trilling trail. I present exhibit a to the court:
change one's expression numb im whippin the lambo. Tispy as fuck. a moment ago left @livmiami.
And exhibit b:
Im fucked up!!! Ohhhh upbraid. Y i drive the lambo. Chris (Brown) influence have to drive after next place.
A few minutes later, Lil' nod Wow swam out of the douche puzzle and realized drinking, driving and Tweeting wasn't the surpass move.
Apologize for that tweet. it was cock-eyed and immature. not a way i desire to kick my #2010 year off. i got too much worth stuff lined up. my bad.
ahead of all, doesn't Lil' Puppy Chow cognizant of what happens when you mix a Chris Brown with a Lamborghini? Um. perchance he should have Ri Ri for for Hot Pockets, so she can top up him in.
Second of all, if Lil' curtsy Wow really wanted to be hardcore he would've rode a true lamb while drunk like this spot Hood Rat Stuff Hooligan:

Step to the Nautical port, Bow Wow and let the existent pimps play.
And is it lately me, or does that picture of Chris Brown and curtsy Wow belong on a card promoting a down-menial chatline?
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