At Least Ojani Noa Still His Calendar

deplorable Ojani Noa is sad, because a judicator has once again shat on his plans to application an 11-hour "sexy tape" he made with his ex-trouble JLo for a mockumentary about his soul. The judge officially blocked Ojani from releasing the video and said he will go to slammer if he releases even a assist of it. JLo's lawyers discretion return to court to make the restriction permanent.
After the judge dick slapped him in the candidly again, Ojani Noa shuffled out of the courtroom with his thumb in his ass and tears on his sasquatch brows. Ojani cried to the reporters home of the court house, "They're disquieting to stop me from making my documentary and I'm fighting after my rights. They're not being legitimate. It's not about the greenbacks. It's about my life." Ojani says he plans to perpetuate with his $100 million against JLo. In the meantime....
Ojani whipped d‚mod‚ a calendar he made using the surrogate best disposable camera on the supermarket and the finest paper Kinko offers. clearly, he's going to try to exchange that shit next week. Unfortunately, the proceeds intention not go towards the "Get This tricky Bitch Some Hot Tweezers Fund." Ojani is selling it, because his checking account has flatlined.
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