Larry King Is Over This Shit

Larry royal Live first premiered via hieroglyphics on a fall in wall a million years ago, so it's been a dream of time coming for Larry to hold out up his suspenders and let his pants falling to the ground so that he can glide back to his tomb in his thong diapers. Larry has announced that his lead on CNN will end this decline after 25 years.
Larry says he wants to dish out more time with his family. Basically, he means he wants to splash out his days humping on the stump of his wife's sister in between chewing on the decomposing rind of the dead. Here's Larry's overflowing statement:
Before I start the clarify tonight, I want to share some special news with you. 25 years ago, I sat across this chart from New York Governor Mario Cuomo seeking the first broadcast of Larry prince Live.
Now, decades later, I talked to the guys here at CNN and I told them I would to end Larry King Live, the nights show, this fall and CNN has graciously accepted, giving me more shilly-shally for my wife and I to get to the kids’ little league games.
I’ll even then be a part of the CNN relatives, hosting several Larry King specials on main national and international subjects.
I’m incredibly proud that we recently made the Guinness reserve of World Records for having the longest uninterrupted show with the same host in the exact same time slot. With this chapter closing I’m looking first to the future and what my next chapter command bring, but for now it’s all at once to hang up my nightly suspenders.
Larry last wishes as still host specials and shit in behalf of CNN. CNN has yet to officially tag his replacement, but both Gaycrest and Piers Morgan are rumored to be in the management for his spot.
Eff Gaycrest and Piers. Without Larry enveloping, who's going to fuck up the names of guests and bumble round for questions? HOLD the catheter. There's solely one old bitch who has what it takes to substitute Larry:

QUICK! Somebody wake Andy Rooney up from his 12th catch forty winks of the day by tugging at his overspread eye shrubs! Andy's got a unknown show to do..doo!
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