Kurt Cobain Had A Huge Peen, So Says Courtney Love

While I stirred powdered cream into my coffee this morning, all I could contemplate about was how I would have occasion for a bigger mug if I was using Kurt Cobain's dick to do the moving. I can thank chronic mouth diarrhea sufferer Courtney man for that. The TMI switch in Courtney's intelligence is still stuck on "off", so she's been on a hoot roll lately.
Yesterday, Courtney educated us on a zealous tea that takes you on a harry through the Matrix with Laurence Fishburne, and contemporarily she's bringing a whole untrodden meaning to IN BLOOM. This also brings a untrodden meaning to IN UTERO, because according to Court, Kurt's dick was so broad that he could get into your uterus while hitting it from the fore-part. For GQ's tribute to Nirvana, Courtney dropped this (or should I say, big) nugget:
"Kurt had more equanimity and more beauty than Brad Pitt. He was a commander, he was strong, in fact he was surge fucking hung, if you really thirst to know."
So that's the official reason for why Courtney Love can't mute her mouth hole. I thought worthless coke gave her a case of abiding lockjaw. Blame Kurt Cobain's peen.
via NME
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