Keanu's Paternity Case Dismissed

We're not surprised! That cleaning woman is a loon!
Karen Sala, the Canadian girl who claimed Keanu Reeves was the paterfamilias of her 4 kids, had her parentage case against the actor dismissed after the estimate claimed it was "patently unbelievable."
She was taxing millions in child support for her already grown children. And she claimed he would lead her to Academy Awards and receive her his wife.
WTF?!
Keanu has no imply who she is! Sala accused Reeve of using hypnosis to interchange the results of the DNA check-up that proved he was not the clergyman of those children.
"The applicant's manifestation is so incredible that it is not gifted of acceptance by any reasonable trier of deed data. A trial in this case would be a wasting of limited judicial resources," said decree Fred Graham. "It is evident that she (Sala) believes her allegations equivalent though they are patently unbelievable to an open-handed observer."
And now Sala owes Keanu! The assess ordered her crazy-ass to be advantageous $15,000 in legal bills.
Lots of chance getting that $$$$$$! We feel sorry representing her real babydaddy - and those kids!
[facsimile via WENN.]

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