Kanye West's New Jack-Off Material

Kanye West presumably spent most of his weekend slapping his own iPeen and covering this account for of Complex in even more white shit, because they called him "The Most weighty Brand In The Universe." What in the what?! What a sense to jerk off his ego stick and lick on his powdered donut keep at the same time!
Who do they about he is? Mother's Cookies? Maybe that's who they quite meant to call the "most influential brand," because all Kanye needs is some sprinkles and he'd verging on look like a giant Circus Animal cookie.
And Kanye have to think he's so different and edgy with those sparkly eyes. Note to Kanye, my eyes do that too whenever I intent look upon Mah Boo Anderson Cooper. My no no does it too. Simultaneously. contend against that.
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