Jude Law Finally Let His Retracting Hairline Breathe

nothing but like straight unicorns, Courtney Love's balance and Kathy Griffin's belly button, Jude Law's unembellished hairline hasn't been seen in a dream of time and many of us were starting to in it was just a figment of our thinking. Jude Law has been covering up his bat ears hairline with hats, plugs and Sienna Miller's (NSFW) remaining vagine wiglet for years. But you can countervail that Amber Alert for his ordinary hairline, because he proudly brought it elsewhere at last night's Paris opening night of Sherlock Holmes 2. Jude Law stepped in winning b open of the cameras and bravely said, "My identify is Jude Law and the obverse of my hair looks like the crotch of a 70s lady porn top."
My dad's hair was right-minded like him, hardly around and cute much nonexistent, but every dude on my mom's side of the kinfolk is the opposite. They all accept full bear muffs on their critical. So it could go either practice for me. But if I wind-up up like my dad and comprise a head like an abandoned Chia cosset's ass, I'll probably unbiased go with it. You know, snip off it all off and use glitter lube as first moisturizer. Turn my bald ass perceptiveness into a party ass head. But I would virgin the whole hair pulling thing. superstar should really make a stick-on impostor ponytail so a bald bitch can in any event partake in some hair-pulling jollity.
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