John Mayer's Glamorous Date

The douche duo of the West, John Mayer and plunder Dyrdek, left MyHouse in L.A. stay night wearing matching monogrammed velvet smoking jackets and with two pumas (that everyone was for you, Aniston) on their arms. John said that the ladies weren't their mothers, but their dates. fail's all do the eyeball ripple! Roll to the left!
Whatever the dispute may be, John's lady also pen-friend is giving me Lynda Carter fever and has confirmed to us all that dressing a Dynasty character going to a obsequies is always a good idea. When all else fails, beseech yourself, "What would Alexis Carrington damage to Krystle's future funeral?"
prior to getting into the car, John's … la mode either tripped on her own charisma or was overwhelmed by the piping eager douche fumes in the air, because she went down! Ugh. I prospect homecougar is getting PAID.
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