Joe Francis Says Brody Jenner Has A Small Peen

On Thursday darkness in Los Angeles, a discarded tampon and a pre-owned meet interfere plug got into a fight at Guys and Dolls nightclub. We've already heard Brody Jenner's understanding of the douche battle royale and intermittently here's Joe Francis'.
Joe tells E! information that contrary to Brody's rendition, he never delivered a massive run down on Jayde Nicole. Joe said that he was minding his own area when Jayde pushed at him and threw her potable all over him. Joe said he force of "accidentally" pulled her hair when he turned encircling to confront her, but never punched her in the pretence or kicked her. The next apparatus Joe knew, Brody was beating his ass and excellent his shirt off. For some sanity, that last part didn't calculate my b-lips tingle. It made them ruse up even more.
Joe said that the pledge tapes will show what really happened, "I'm the schlemiel. Brody hit me in the accept. I've never hit a tally in my life and the impeachment blame disgusts me." Then Joe said that Brody has a million issues including having "smallest penis in Hollywood." This coming from the same of the biggest DICKHEAD in Hollywood.
In Brody's defense, Joe does entertain a face that was produced nearby Everlast, because you just want to biff it. I'm sure that most of you are sitting on your fists profitably now (use lube) to keep from punching your CRT. It's a natural reaction to seeing Joe's intrude plug of a face.
As on Brody having the tiniest peen wand in all the land, bring us bear, Joe! We know you have a ogre picture of it hanging in fore of your dildo chair.
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