JLo Surprises Me

JLo did not invest her Christmas eve sipping on Cristal from a upright gold flute while opening up all the boxes of diamonds, furs and Loowebatons she bought as a replacement for herself. No, JLo dressed down to persuade someone to go the entire family to Disneyland's California peril. And JLo even showed that she properly is in the spirit of giving away bringing along a sickly urchin house-servant. Oh, wait. That's just Skeletor.
Skeletor should've discommode some rouge on his cheeks, because it was presumably really annoying when all the kids at Disneyland ran from his ass in fiend thinking he was one of Ursula's polyps from The microscopic Mermaid.

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