Jennifer Aniston Is Losing Gerard Butler To Another Bitch

The neverending speed for The Bounty is finally once finally over and this has Jennifer Aniston upset! Page Six says that even supposing both Jenny and Gerard Butler denied improper business was going on between them, there was positively something there. But now that Gerard Butler has formerly larboard NYC with his pug Lolita, the often "lonely and miserable" Jenny is regretful the love will die. Uh oh, if Jenny has the sads, this means every Entenmann's pastry in the Tri-State area intention soon be gone. My ass less ill stock up today.
And I knew that Lolita was unrest! That homewrecking little slut bitch! I malicious, her name is LOLITA. Lolita is the late-model St. Angie.
But seriously, Jenny should be acquainted with that it's not her, it's Gerard Butler's peen. His boldness may say "stay," but his dick devise always say "mo' mo' vagina." It's the condition of the manslut.
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