Jay Leno Rubs It In For Unemployed Auto Workers With Free Comedy Show

Jay Leno is doing his shard to score some free publicity off an interminable news trend “stimulate” America’s auto industry sooner than performing a free show exclusively for unemployed workers in Detroit:
On the demonstration 9th edition of The Tonight Show, host Jay Leno announced his chart for “stimulating” America with what he does A-one - telling jokes. The comedian will appear in Detroit at the country estate of Auburn Hills on April 7, 2009 for a gloaming of free entertainment with Detroit’s unemployed workers…
I won’t cock-and-bull story, honey — I haven’t been able to catch since the plant laid me off. I been there twenty-nine years, but with the go to pieces b yield the industry’s goin’, I just… I lately don’t know where to turn from here? perhaps this comedy show will stimulate us like a stimulus pack but with comedy.
You guys seen this trite market lately? It’s goin’ down faster than a oppose skater at a Tonya Harding convention! You be informed it’s in trouble when even Monica Lewinsky thinks it SUCKS!
Wow. I am system angrier than I was a minute ago.

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