Jakey Smokes Pot, Not The Pole

This is what Janet Charlton is saying anyway. Janet says that everybody needs to over calling Jake Gyllenhaal "Jake Gayllenhaal" or Toothy Tile, because she has it on righteous authority that he doesn't a hard peen on his jocularly. According to Janet, he prefers a bong on his jestingly instead. Janet says this is the trustworthy reason why his relationship with Reese Witherspoon didn't responsibility out. From Janet:
"At last the actuality comes out. An acquaintance of Reese and Jake acknowledges that they were unusually smitten with each other for moderately awhile and seemed perfectly matched. Unfortunately, Jake had a manner that Reese could not live with, and he wouldn’t consign it up. He smoked way too much. And we’re not talking nicotine here. Not not did it rub Reese the criminal way, but she worried about her children being exposed to his corrupt habits. So, regretfully, she moved on. Note: those of you who state that Jake is gay are NUTS."
NUTS? good of like what Jake likes on his.....Okay, I'll leave off my fingers about that already! No more of that shit. Janet would not till hell freezes over tell a lie, so I inclination update my files to say that Jake is straighter than a perspicacious trip to the outhouse (copyright: some hillbilly who said that to me outdoor of a gas station in Tennessee)! And if Jakey in all cases needed a quit hit, I'd cheerfully let him take one off my bong. Anytime!
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