It Would Probably Be Fun To Go On Vacation With Will Ferrell Or Anderson Cooper

Did you guys comment I was on vacation? Probably not, and that’s okay. I’m dealing with it (“affirm in your own light” — Oprah, 2011).
If you be obliged know, I was in Austin “seize ‘em horns” Texas, and it was the choicest. I saw the sights, ate the edibles, and learned that, unlike New York, zero is a pu**y when it comes to puff conditioning, impossibly trying to prove that they can “blow rhythm the heat.” Keep Austin ventilated far-out!
As much fun as it was, there are exclusive two other places I would bear rather been: San Diego and Colombia, where I’d have on the agenda c trick visited with Will Ferrell and Anderson Cooper, separately. Will Ferrell got to pet a 2,000-yard beluga whale named Nanuq at briny World and Anderson posted a sketch of himself on Twitter, shirtless and stifle at El Totumo Mud Volcano in Cartagena.

It’s harder to declare which sounds more fun: petting a porcelain virtuous beluga whale or hanging out in the slime with Anderson Cooper. Nope, scratch that: Anderson, positively.
[via ONTD and Tabloid Prodigy]
 
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