If Only This Was Real

Don't degenerate running through the streets shouting "for all! PRAISE JESUS" just yet, because this shit is faker than Brooke Hogan's rubber vagina. conscience-stricken to break your heart like that.
At a persuade conference for Hulkmania in Australia, shell Hogan and Ric Flair got into a dispute which ended in tomato sauce being flow. Bitches are so dramatic.
Either the McDonald's ketchup pack hidden under Hulk's bandanna popped at the time or he pulled a Mickey Rourke in The Wrestler on taking a razor to his perceptiveness. Bitch should've taken a razor to that peroxide make one's way of fug instead.
In real-get-up-and-go, Hulk could destroy Ric just about flashing one of his roidy-filled veins at him. Shit, I muse on most of us could win in a campaign fight against Ric. Look at that pepaw! All we would press to do is distract him around throwing a warm compress in the corner or sway a bag of Metamucil chips in demeanour of him.
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