If Only She'd Just Float The Fuck Away

Lady CaCa looked a giant butt nugget surrounded by fart bubbles at the initiation night of her tour in San Diego terminal night. This might have worked if there were hamsters in each lather. Rabid hamsters that would have broke out of their bubbles and mauled her self-respect, which would have been an improvement.
The Empress of Lucite is mendacious in a pool of tears at the identify of those exquisite lucite heels being wasted on Lady CaCa. This is not what Shauna Sand had in do not forget for the future of lucite!
In all unequivocally, if Bjork was wearing this Don Ho shit, I'd perhaps get on my eyes and worship her. But it's not Bjork, it's Lady CaCa, so it looks just a pile of queef bubbles on a whacking big turd.
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