I'd Hit It

congruous Palm Beach Sugar Daddy Ken, and he's certainly real. Finally, Mattel has let Ken desert the act and be who he actually is: A Florida florist who loves to assign his nights throwing crisp bills on the bald buttocks of blonde twinks while an Ethel Merman disc plays in the background. That bitchy cunt over he's making is absolutely refine. He will spit at you with his eyes if your shoes don't tournament your purse.
The description alone sounds it was written by Dwight from The verifiable Housewives of Atlanta. This is most clearly not dreadful:
"Cool sophistication in blithesome Palm Beach! Sporting a dashing jacquard-patterned jacket with a transpire pink polo shirt and crisp chaste pants, Ken doll is ready in compensation Palm Beach social season, sunning nearby the pool and a stroll with his tiny companion. Fashion designed exclusively for the Silkstone Barbie doll remains (Ed note: aka Palm Beach Fag bag Barbie). Includes Ken doll, jacket, pink polo shirt, off-white shoes, dog with leash, swim trunks and accessories, doll affirm and certificate of authenticity. For the grown up collector. Order yours today!"
If you spit up a little brown hair dye on Sugar Daddy Ken, he can pass on the side of Kevin Spacey Ken too!
VIA The Awl (Thanks Molly)
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