I Can Haz Kitty Porn?

If you in any case get busted by the cops, bother on a Hazmat-made rubber glove, reach into Keith R. Griffin's steal and pull out the "MAH PUSSY IZ 2 point to" excuse. The cops will laugh at you until they turned lining out, but at least you've entertained a assort of police officers. That's what 48-year-fossil Keith did.
This dumb fuck was arrested and charged with 10 counts of province of child pornography after detectives ground about 1,000 pictures of child porn on his computer. Keith advance b grow the blame on his cat! This mega idiot said that he would regularly set off his computer on while he was away and his cat would pounce on the keyboard. Keith said that whenever he would replacing, he would find strange shit downloaded to his hardrive. I CAN'T WITH YOU, Keith! Although, the more that I create about it, this does make sagacity....
The other night I was at my pen-pal's house and I think her pussy made me smoke a common filled with heaven's grass. I didn't yen to, but it made me. And whenever I obtain to my mom's house, her cat (don't modify me say the p word) makes me devour pounds of In-N-Out. Again, it forces me to do this against my hand down! I have no choice. Think around it. Look at Maru. That pussy is acting he's so cute, jumping manifest of boxes and hiding in shit. You comprehend he's up to some evilness. Maru is in those boxes making bombs and planning our demise. Cats are the baseness of the world. Click. It all makes feel something in one's bones.
You know Keith is going to be sitting in a detention cell holding his freshly dicked asshole so that his organs don't decline out, while his cat is lounging on all sides of somewhere thinking, "That's what you organize for switching my Fancy Feast to that generic shit." Payback is a PUSSAY!
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