The Hot Topic Palace Comes Crashing Down

In newscast you could smell (an intense odor of maple syrup covered condoms and irrelevancy) from ten thousand miles away, Avril Lavigne has filed since divorce from her husband of 3 years Deryck Whibley. Avril named "irreconcilable differences" as the purpose why their marriage is now perfectly a cold lump in the sedan chair box. In the world of Avril, I'm graceful sure "irreconcilable differences" means that she loves the manfulness more than she loves Deryck. Understandable.
According to Radar, Avril isn't asking suitable a monthly check from Deryck, but she also doesn't scarceness to give him one either. Avril says that September 4th was the lifetime she stopped dying Deryck's dick bush with Manic hysteria.
It seems that Avril has already organize a new dick to keep her Emily the singular lunchbox warm at night. Star ammunition (via Celebitchy) says that Avril has been living in Hawaii with the legatee to a canned pineapple empire. Some informant said that Avril is getting dicked nearby Dole Food Company billionaire Justin Murdock. The horse's mouth added, “Avril and Justin have been to Hawaii together but mostly they’ve been holed up at his digs."
Let me get this straight, Avril is fucking on a billionaire who purposes devours pineapple by the pound? You grasp what they say about bitches who consume pineapple! So, not only does the fancy dresser fart money, but he also has Penis Colada on beating. Dude is way too good fitting for the punk fart princess.

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