But He'll Always Be Baby Gee-Zus To Me

pamper Jesus speaks! No, he really does. The reborn York Times got to hear him in a manner of speaking actual words for a fluffy be advantageous piece they did on him which ran this sometime weekend. Cut them some shit, it was Thanksgiving weekend.
In the course of action-too-long article, we learn that Vadge doesn't announce her Brazilian boy toy a crispy $5 bill every morning before he goes to sect. Baby Jesus doesn't need it, because evidently he's some superstar DJ who makes $15,000 seeking a 90-minute set. We're all banging the erroneous bitch.
And Baby Jesus also schooled us half-baked Americans on the correct way to turn his name. It's not outright "Gee-zus" or "Hay-soos." Jesus Luz says his shapely name is pronounced “Zhay-ZOOSE. at liberty.” But even Vadge doesn't worry about that. Shit, I doubt she knows his nominate. Whenever she needs him, she only rings the supper bell and opens up her legs. No names needed!
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