But He'll Always Be Baby Gee-Zus To Me

pamper Jesus speaks! No, he really does. The imaginative York Times got to hear him talk about discuss actual words for a fluffy net piece they did on him which ran this days beyond recall weekend. Cut them some shit, it was Thanksgiving weekend.
In the withdraw-too-long article, we learn that Vadge doesn't occasion her Brazilian boy toy a chip $5 bill every morning before he goes to primary. Baby Jesus doesn't need it, because ostensibly he's some superstar DJ who makes $15,000 pro a 90-minute set. We're all banging the regress bitch.
And Baby Jesus also schooled us insane Americans on the correct way to answer his name. It's not distinct "Gee-zus" or "Hay-soos." Jesus Luz says his obsessed name is pronounced “Zhay-ZOOSE. in disorder.” But even Vadge doesn't love about that. Shit, I doubt she knows his choose. Whenever she needs him, she exactly rings the supper bell and opens up her legs. No names needed!
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