Heather From The Block

Fart away, JLo, because there's a hip Queen of the Boogie Down and her superiority is Heather Mills (Dear The Bronx, I'm queefing completed jokes, so please don't murdering me with your eyes).
The rude Cunt of the UK dropped into the Bronx yesterday to direct the first American branch of her vegan rabbit-food restaurant V-Bites (aka The Cunt Cafe). Heather is extraordinarily trying to turn everybody in the Bronx into cardboard-eating vegans, because she's already donated $1 million in vegan nutriment to underprivileged children there.
While I was doing experimentation for this important story (because I'm a sober journalist), I found this hot retell from the New York Daily dispatch. Last year, they asked some residents of the Bronx concerning Heather Mills. Lashawnda Floyd said this: "Yeah, that's the everyone with one leg or something."

And seeing Heather unmoving next to her vegan restaurant at bottom makes me want to eat a vivid dog wrapped in bacon and stuffed between two hamburger patties with steak gravy on climb.
original is here