Happy Thanksgiving, Canada!

Also, over the moon Columbus Day (whatever that means), Americans! And ecstatic Monday to everybody else.
There's in the final analysis only one way to celebrate Thanksgiving/Columbus age/Monday and that's with a heaping serving of Wanda's important 7,000-calorie macaroni salad! Yes, Memaw Ruth (be aware below) told us to stay away from greens, but I'm trustworthy she would be okay with this "exigent diabetes in a bowl." Besides, all of the sugar, condensed extract, mayo and vinegar probably sucks all the nutritional value obsolete of the vegetables.
Wanda's plan is almost perfect. When I turn this tonight, I'm going to defend it in 8 cups of cheese, send it in my Fry Daddy and useful to it with a glass of butter liquid. The Paula Deen way!
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