George Michael Can't Drive: Part 34,567,774

George Michael needs to supplement "steering wheels" (right under "public toilets" and "sticking his vernacular out in public") on his book of shit he should stay away from in regard to a while, because he has been arrested again into crashing his car into something! At hither 3:30 on Sunday morning, George rammed his arrange Rover into the crotch of a speedy Snap store without asking it win initially. OH SNAP is right.
George knows the coach, so The Sun says he got missing of his Range Rover and politely waited as regards his old friends, THE COPS, to inform up. George was taken down to the assign and was later released on bail. A policemen spokeswhore only had this to utter:
"Officers attended and a man in his 40s was arrested on taste of being unfit to drive. He was infatuated to a north London police position and later bailed to return on August 13 depending on inquiries."
The police wouldn't rephrase if George was boozed or stoned at the antiquated of the crash.
George was busted in year after he smashed into a lorry while driving beneath the influence of the good shit. In 2007, George was banned from driving as a replacement for 2 years after he was found asleep at the neighbourhood in the middle of an intersection in North West London.
George is through too seasoned for this shit! That well-established bitch knows by now that you should reservation your Range Rover on an hollow street BEFORE your trick for the twilight throws his legs around your neck and starts lapping up your nut be on pins. George has already proven that he's steering circle-challenged, so 69ing while driving is one for professionals.
Or maybe George is unprejudiced doing this shit on purpose. perchance nothing gives him the tingles getting handcuffed by a cop. If that's the containerize, George needs more Craigslist in his effervescence, because he can find that shit on there without stable having to get into his sort Rover.
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