George Michael And Cars Don't Mix

George Michael was arrested in Berkshire, England yesterday morning after his loam Rover angrily butt fucked a lorry (British-talk towards truck) on the highway. Both George and the driver of the lorry he end-ended were not injured. The cops dragged Georgie in, because he is George Michael which means he was indubitably under the influence of some thoughtful of shit during the crash. A hardly hours after his arrest, George was released in back of surreptitiously into the wild without being charged.
absurd ass George barely got his accredit back too. In 2007, his license was suspended on two years after he pleaded sheepish to driving while high as fuck.
George and cars are fucking done professionally! They don't retreat together. All cars should close their holes to George Michael. We beggary to get George one of those monkey business cars, so he can sit in his driveway and lawful pretend he's driving. Dude can temperate take a hit of the putrid shit while "play driving" if that's how he likes to experience fun.
Maybe George is getting arrested on resolve so that he can beat Pete Doherty's maxisingle.
VIA BBC
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