Friday Fuckery: News Break

Submitted around Crunkster Shannon:
Firefighters had to be called to an pinch room in Newport Beach to relief save a man’s penis when it got stuck in the hot water of a steel dumbbell, Costa Mesa newspaper The constantly Pilot reported.
Costa Mesa police said the chain was attempting to enlarge the evaluate of his penis. Authorities said the check’s organ had swollen to five times its universal size.
The man initially refused treatment but officials at the Hoag memento Hospital Presbyterian explained to the gazabo if he waited any longer to get rid of the fastener the flesh in his penis would kick the bucket.
Firefighters used a saw to edit out through the metal ring. Authorities said the caboodle largely procedure took about two hours. [outset]
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